TITLE: I Touch Myself

CHARACTERS: Jimmy Jacobs, Tyler Black

PAIRINGS: Jimmy/Tyler

NOTES: I was inspired while reading Jimmy Jacob’s LiveJournal that said at one point in a karaoke bar, he sang ‘I Touch Myself’ by Divinyls. It inspired this little ditty. By the way Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black are two amazingly hot wrestlers from Wrestling Society X/Ring of Honor.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own these people; I just use them to make everyone else happy! I do not own the song either. ‘I Touch Myself’ is by Divinyls.


Jimmy Jacobs grinned across the small table at his lover, Tyler Black. “Don’t you love karaoke bars?” He asked, glancing up at the stage, where some drunken patron was singing a horrible rendition of AC/DC’s ‘TNT’.

Tyler shrugged, sipping his beer casually. “Sometimes. Like when people don’t suck.”

Jimmy laughed, reaching across the table to set one hand on Tyler’s forearm. “How ‘bout I go sing you a nice song then, Ty?”

Tyler chuckled, shaking his head. “Don’t, Jimmy. Don’t embarrass yourself…or me…”

Jimmy turned his attention back to the stage with a small smirk. “Oh, I will. Don’t worry. I have the perfect song in mind…”

Tyler reached out as Jimmy headed up to the stage. “Oh, God…” He whispered quietly. “Please…no…”

Jimmy picked up the microphone with a little grin toward Tyler. “I’m singing this for a certain someone. He knows who he is…”

Tyler didn’t recognize the intro at first. And then he placed the song. “Not this song!” He hissed to himself. “Not this one, please, not this song!”

Jimmy smiled at Tyler’s obvious discomfort as he began to sing ‘I Touch Myself’ by Divinyls.

“I love myself
I want you to love me”

Jimmy ran a finger down the center of his chest.

”When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me”

He looked straight at Tyler, who sunk more deeply into his chair and pretended he wasn’t there.

”I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me”

Jimmy began the chorus to the laughter and catcalls of the crowd of men and women. Tyler still couldn’t believe that Jimmy was doing this. Jimmy got a small smile in the corner of his mouth at the attention he received.

”I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”

Tyler glanced up to watch Jimmy unclasp a button on his white shirt. “Jimmy…” He whispered. “Please, don’t…”

”You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine”

Jimmy grinned to the crowd, which was now cheering him for his guts and awesome singing. He loved all of the attention and the way he was being looked at.

”I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees”

Jimmy indeed did get on his knees, unbuttoning another button on his shirt.

”I'd do anything for you”

Jimmy stuck his tongue out suggestively, biting his lip afterward. Tyler gasped at how hard that made him just to see Jimmy displaying himself up on stage like that

”I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself”

The hand that had been unbuttoning Jimmy’s shirt continued down to the waistband of his jeans. He gently placed his hand over the crotch of his denim, relishing in the catcalls it provoked.

”I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”

Jimmy crooked a finger at Tyler, beckoning his lover to the stage. Tyler looked at the beer in his hand and then back at his Jimmy. He set the bottle down and approached the group of fans Jimmy had acquired during his striptease karaoke.

”I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me”

Jimmy finished unbuttoning his shirt during the verse and whipped it into the throng of men and women that had assembled in front of the stage. They shrieked and began to fight over it, making Jimmy smile wider.

”I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”

Tyler had finally managed to escape the crowd and stood by the stage. Jimmy reached a hand out to him and helped his dark haired lover onto the stage. Tyler laughed as Jimmy tried to finish his song.

”I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah”

Jimmy moved to stand with his back facing Tyler’s chest. Tyler wrapped both arms around his lover’s waist and slowly began to sway along to the music together.

”I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no”

Jimmy let the song trail off as he turned in Tyler’s arms. They shared a slow kiss to the appreciation of the crowd, which screamed wildly at the two of them.

As Jimmy set the microphone down and headed back to the table with Tyler’s arm over his shoulders. He grinned. “Did you like it?”

Tyler smiled softly and kissed Jimmy’s scalp. “Loved it. I love you.”

Jimmy giggled as he stood on his toes to kiss his lover. “I love you, too!”