"Hey, Chris, You know we've got the emotional guy and the crazy strong guy.  Put 'em together and we might just have your dream man." ~ Wrestling Society X Announcer, Bret (To Wrestling Society X announcer, Chris about D.I.F.H. Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black)

  Laughing "Jimmy Jacobs trying to celebrate with Tyler Black, and he just dropped him on his ass!" ~ Bret

  "And Tyler Black, checking on his partner.  He's gonna carry him out of the ring.  Aww, isn't that cute." ~ Bret

"There's a lot of hugging!  Male hugging!  Maybe this match should have taken place in West Hollywood." ~ Bret

"A Lot of grease." ~ Random Co-host

"Male hugging and grease..." ~ Chris

  "A lot of... Flaming... Going on." ~ Random Co-host on Wrestling Society X

  "Double Pin!" ~ Chris

"What is that?  A Threesome?" ~ Random Co-host on Wrestling Society X (About D.I.F.H. working together to pin an opponent

  "he got bitch slapped by the bitch." ~ Chris (About Jimmy Jacobs slapping an opponent

"No, what I think he was saying is that they tag team by day... And they tag team by night." ~ Chris

  "Jimmy Jacobs Claims to be emotionally Secure.  Whatever that means." ~ Chris

"I think that means, gay." ~ Bret

"I'm just gonna put it out there, Tyler Black, he's the man of this relationship here."  ~ Bret (About D.I.F.H.)

  "What's with this waving to the girls at ringside?" ~ Chris

"I think he's waving to a boy!" ~ Random Co-Host on Wrestling Society X (About Jimmy Jacobs)

  "And you can't hit an emo guy in the face.  The face is too pretty." ~ Random Co-host on Wrestling Society X

"You called it.  Hey look, he's crying now." ~ Chris (About Jimmy Jacobs)

  "Jacobs Grabbing Jug, and you know this emo thing's gone to far when he's going for 'the cuddle'" ~ Bret

"Wonder what Jacobs is going to do now.  Maybe he's gonna hug him."  ~ Bret (About Jimmy Jacobs)

  "What the hell is Jacobs doing?  Is he trying to get them to hug it out?" ~ Chris (About Jimmy Jacobs)

Conversation:

Bret:  "Listen to This, the girls are going crazy for D.I.F.H.!  Hey Chris, You're lookin' a little excited there too."

Chris:  "Oh would you stop!"

Bret:  "You're making me nervous pal."

Chris:  "You're the one rubbing up against me!"

  "Oh come on.  You're gonna 'come on' me?" ~ Stevie Richards (To Tommy Dreamer)

  "And how did you know that I was in a girly magazine?  You couldn't help yourself, could you?  You had to flip through the pages just a little bit." ~ Shawn Michaels (To Bret Hart about his playgirl magazine spread)

  Conversation:

     Sandman:  "And second of all, when you wanted to go out with me, and I said no, that's what really started our feud."

     Raven:  "What? What?! (laughs) Yeah, I wanted to be Your boyfriend.

     (Conversation took place when asked about their ECW feud.)

  Conversation:

     Raven:  "but Yeah, I love Stevie now.  It's like, back then, I abused him.  I mean, I still cared about him, but I abused him.  He was my property."

     Sandman:  "Yeah, Stevie was your Bi-otch."

     Raven:  "Yeah, exactly.  But anyway, I love Stevie now."

"And Stevie Richards pounding into Tommy Dreamer." ~ Joey Styles

  "Speaking of nailing..." ~ Tazz

  "That is one large and angry vampire mounting and pounding you." ~ Tazz (About Kevin Thorn)

  Conversation:

     Michael Cole:  "The Road Dogg smashed right into the lower regions of BA Billy Gunn."

     Kevin Kelly:  "What do they say in England?  The naughty bits."

Conversation:

     Jerry Lawler:  "Finally Jericho is coming to save Summer Slam."

     Jim Ross:  "he's coming to interrupt The Road Dogg, it looks like to me."

     Jerry Lawler:  "Maybe he'll bring Road dogg a pair of pants."

  "yeah, Patterson and Brisco would have a shot, if it were about ten or fifteen years ago, but the outlaws would only be fifteen years old!" ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler

  "They look pretty friendly to me." ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler (About Road dogg and X-Pac)

  "The cool thing about this is, that DX gets all these good looking chicks, and... Kane gets Paul Bearer." ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler

  "You're suppose to be the tag team champions?  The only thing you're tag teaming is each other.  Well, while you're busy putting each other over in the locker room..." ~ The Headbangers (To Road Dogg and Billy Gunn)

  "Road Dogg trying to grind it into Jericho here." ~ Jim Ross

  "Road Dogg assaulted him in the darkness..." ~ Jim Ross

  "That's why we don't let you party with us any more.  You're so Whack." ~ Konan (About BG James)

  "He's a liar.  he's such a liar." ~ Billy Gunn (About Road dogg)

  "if you haven't noticed, we've been kinda busy." ~ Billy Gunn (While sitting next to Road dogg)

  "If I had to go against him again, I would go just like this, (pretends to fall down), and lay right down.  You see, that's what The New Age Outlaws are.  I'd just lay right down for him." ~ Billy Gunn

  "I do.  Except for this one time, but..." ~ Billy Gunn's response to the comment below (Road Dogg was all serious when he said it in their shoot interview)

  "We did get to form a relationship, and it became sexual, but all that's in the past.  Let bygones be bygones.  I forgive you and hopefully you forgive me." ~ Road Dogg (To Billy Gunn)

  "Yeah, this is a nice ass." ~ Road Dogg (About Chris Harris)

  "Maybe he's just horney, I don't know." ~ Road Dogg (About Lance Hoyt)

  "Is it just me, or does Kip's ass look hot in those pants?" ~ Road Dogg (He actually said that about Billy Gunn when FDQ was with them.  Priceless!)

  "He got it up... He got it up.  X-Pac's about to show his inner chi." ~ Road Dogg (About X-Pac)

  "If it were the twenties, he'd have chicks all over him, but it's the end of the nineties, so he get me. ~ Road dogg (About Billy Gunn, while squeezing his chest)

  "Where you know those New Aged Outlaws always kick that shiznit Doggie Style. *Laughs* But not with each other." ~ Road Dogg

  "We've wrestled those old fossils time and time again.  Outcome's always the same, us on top, them on bottom.  And no that's not my sexual preference." ~ Road Dogg (About LOD 2000)

"My partner, Bad Ass, is harder than steel, and my rap can melt it." ~ Road dogg (About Billy Gunn)

  "Michael Cole, your mouth should be illegal." ~ Road Dogg (To Michael Cole)

  "Just for old times sake... Billy, why don't you show them that ass." ~ Road dogg (To Billy Gunn)

  "More than once, and you're playin' with it, Billy." ~ Road Dogg (To Billy Gunn)

  "So if you two pussies want any more, I'll be out in the parking lot, waiting on your asses." ~ Road Dogg

  "I like to masturbate and smoke marijuana.  Not necessarily in that order." ~ Road Dogg

  "I don't like this one bit, but by God, we're gonna get jiggy, and we're gonna do it doggie style." ~ Road Dogg

   "i'm scared to say this, 'cause I'm scared you might take me up on it, but I got two words for ya.... suck it!" ~ Road Dogg (To Chris Jericho)

"hey, I think I just saw your X-Sack." ~ Road Dogg (To X-Pac)

  "I know how kinky you and Triple H are.  You probably had something on, similar to it, last night.  So don't be scared, girl, lock it up." ~ Road Dogg (About Chyna)

  "I happen to be from Cobb County, and I got a good lookin' cousin who spent some time in a correctional facility down there, and he said at night time you boys got funky with them nightsticks now." ~ Road Dogg (About The Big Boss Man)

  "Yeah, I think I can take him.  I'm the D-O-Double G." ~ Road Dogg (About Billy Gunn)

  "And it's no secret that Stevie Richards loves big dick." ~ Stevie Richards

  "Two amazing competitors going at it in the ring." ~ Karen Angle (About Sting and Kurt Angle)

  "And I want Triple H to pay close attention to what happens after the match, because by the end of the night, it will be Carlito who proves to be Triple H's Daddy." ~ Carlito

  "Welcome to the dogg house, Where you know the outlaws are always doin' it doggie style."  Road Dogg

  "What about this relationship between the two of you?" ~ Gene Okerland (To Stevie Richards about he and Raven)

  "Dreamer unloading all over Raven!" ~ Joey Styles

  "Billy Gunn goes down, The Undertaker goes down, Kurt Angle goes down, and now the Rock's about to go down." ~ Jim Ross

  "I begged last night for Sean Staziak!" ~ Steve Austin

  "I saw sides of you that I have never seen before." ~ Kurt Angle (Referring to Steve Austin)

  "You know what, Austin?  I had so much fun with you last night." ~ Kurt Angle

  "Come on Austin, Beg.  Beg for me Austin." ~ Kurt Angle

  "I've always been there for you edge.  But where were you for me last night?" ~ Christian

  "I'm gonna stretch his ass like it's never been stretched before." ~ Jeff Jarrett (referring to Larry Zibisco)

  "He just jerked off Scotty Too Hotty." ~ Jim Ross

  "Vince, drop your pants." ~ The Undertaker

  "Shamrock's body has been ravaged!" ~ Jim Ross

  "Austin mounting Tazz, and giving Tazz something to remember him by." ~ Jim Ross

  "They'll do it live, and they'll do it next." ~ Jim Ross (Referring to Crime Tyme Versus Cade and murdoch)

"Hardy Boyz, you know what you've done to me and my brother.  You had us up all night last night." ~ Devon Dudley

  "hardcore Holly was all over Chyna, but the next thing you know, Jericho was pounding Hardcore Holly." ~ Jerry Lawler

  "My back's against the wall, just like I like it." ~ Hardcore Holly

  "For two years now, we've been playing games in the back." ~ Hulk Hogan (To Kevin Nash)

  "August 14th, The Cat and Buff Bagwell will hook up." ~ Scott Hudson

  "When Leni and Lodi are town, someone is goin' down." ~ sign held by lodi

  "Bill Goldberg, I'm asking you to be my partner tonight." ~ (Sting)

  "Let's do it like we used to do it back in Harlem baby." ~ Booker T (To Stevie Ray)

  "Benoit loves to go for it three times." ~ Larry Zibisco

  "From behind Kevin Nash just nailed him." ~ Mike Tenay (Referring to Sid Vicious)

  "Show me some juice baby.  Show me some juice." ~ Juventud Guerrera (Referring to Lex Lugar)

"He knows every inch of The Big Show." ~ Jerry Lawler (Referring to The Big Boss Man)

  "Kane is up and the outlaws are being perused." ~ Jim Ross

  "Dammit Vince, go down!" ~ Triple H (Armageddon 1999)

  "Go in the back and get your little blow job Raven and bring his ass out here." ~ Tommy Dreamer (To Stevie Richards)

  "Dreamer all over Raven and Richards!" ~ Joey Styles

"Raven all over Dreamer!" ~ Joey Styles

  "And Tommy wants a piece of Raven..." ~ Joey Styles

  "Don't touch me back there!" ~ Joey Styles (After Stevie Richards grabs his ass)

  "Suck his dick!" ~ The crowd (To Stevie Richards)

  "Now, you give that to Raven." ~ Missy Hyatt (After making out furiously with Stevie Richards)

  "You suck cock! You suck cock!" ~ The crowd (To Stevie Richards)

"My man Raven." ~ Stevie Richards (Repeated comment in numerous interview/promo segments)

  "Nice Mouth" ~ Joey Styles (About Stevie Richards)

  "Buff, I love the voodoo that you do." ~ Scott Steiner (To Buff Bagwell, WCW 1998)

  "If Morrison can stay inside of CM Punk, it won't give Punk the opportunity to create enough distance to unleash those kicks." ~ Joey Styles

  "After the Great American Bash, you can bet punk wants more of Morrison." ~ Joey Styles

  "I'm on top, and I'm stayin." ~ Shawn Michaels (To Diesel)

  "Unbelievable, Randy Orton from behind.  Typical Orton fashion." ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler

  "John Cena has been on Jonathan Coachman's to do list for some time." ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler

 "Cause just like in America, I'm gonna dominate you Raven, And Your time in FWA will be nevermore.  So you can quote that, bitch."  ~CM Punk

  "But, aww, I love to slap him.  I love the sound it makes when I pull my hand across his cheek, and then here him scream like a schoolgirl with a skinned knee."  ~Raven (about CM Punk)

  "Punk now riding Raven."  ~Announcer 

    "Raven on top!"  ~Announcer

   "Raven's Bitch!  Raven's Bitch!"  ~Crowd (To CM Punk)

   "Well, John Cena, the only pose you're gonna be in tonight, is in the ring, on your back, with me on top!"  ~Randy Orton

   "Well, what they'd like to do, what I'd like them to do, is just, well, rape me."  ~Bret Hart

   "Bret Hart, would love to get Shawn Michaels on his back, on the mat, with his legs in the air?"  ~Vince McMahon

   "Suck It!"  ~DX members

   "I love to love 'em."  ~Mr. Ass (Billy Gunn's) Theme Music (About Asses)

   "Gangrel was sucking blood.  You were sucking Something else."  ~John Cena (To Christian)

   "The only problem you're solving, is being Christian's life partner."  ~John Cena (To Tyson Tomko)

   "Shawn is gay!"  ~Crowd (To Shawn Michaels)

   "It's me H-B-Gay!"  ~Jason Sensation (Impersonating Shawn Michaels)

   "The heartbreak Kid won't lay down for anybody, Because he's too busy bending over!"  ~Jason Sensation (Impersonating Shawn Michaels)

   "Shawn Michaels is Hunter Hearst Helmsley's boy toy."  ~Crowd sign

   "But, Randy, when it comes down to you and me.  You're my bitch."  ~Edge

   "Edge and Randy Orton, gettin' it on here tonight."  ~Good Ol J.R.