SHANNON’S POV

I can’t believe that I’m actually out here on the main drag. At least that’s what we used to call it in our high school days. I’m cruising. I know I’m stealing this line but, what’s up with that? We were all just sitting at Jeff’s house tonight and got bored. Who would’ve ever thought that you could get bored at Jeff’s house? I didn’t think it was possible, but I guess it is. Anyway, someone had the bright idea to go cruising like we did in the old days. Am I old enough to even have old days? I guess I am. The radio is playing, not to loud because we’re all talking. That’s when I heard it. My revenge, right there on the radio. First step, roll down every window and open the sun roof. Second step, crank the shit!

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

Oh yeah! You should see the look on Jeff’s face right now. He’s as red as his hair is tonight. He’s trying to roll up the window, so no one sees him. Nope, sorry baby. I rolled it back down and locked the controls. Ha! I’m in control tonight, and that’s fact bitch.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

Now he’s trying to turn it down. A few well placed smacks to the back of his hand and he realizes it’s useless. That’s right! If I have to drive up and down this damn street then I’m gonna have a little fun. And let’s face it, there’s nothing more fun than embarrassing Jeff Hardy. Oh and don’t forget Shane and Matt in the back seat. I don’t know who’s idea this was, but they’ll think twice about doing it again.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say good bye.

I really shouldn’t be doing this to Jeff. He’s been so nice to me since that whole WWE firing me thing happened, but I can’t help it. Jeff always said that music like this made his ears bleed. I don’t see any blood oozing out of them so I guess he’s alright. You’d think that I’d stop doing things like this. After all we’ve been together for a while now, and I really do love him. But hey, it’s fun. Seeing him all slouched down in the passenger seat like that.

I guess it doesn’t help the fact, that I’m singing at the top of my lungs. Most of the time to Jeff, but I have to keep my eyes on the road. I’m also going painfully slow. Hey, Jeff likes to go painfully slow in other things, I guess this is my way of getting him back. I bet he’ll listen to me next time I say faster.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
We got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me, ha you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around,
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

A few more lines of the chorus and we’re done. I turn the radio down and let Jeff come back up from his current position, which is closer to the floorboard than the seat. ‘What’s wrong, doll? Didn’t like the song?’ I say with sarcasm dripping from my words. He just glared at me. Suddenly that glare turned into a sinister, evil smile. Oh Shit! What’s he gonna do?

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JEFF’S POV

Thank God! I didn’t think I could take another second of it. And I wish someone would explain to me what the hell a zigazig ha is. I can’t believe he just did that. After all I’ve done for him. I write him beautiful songs and write him poems and paint him portraits, and this is how he repays me? Fine! You know, two can play at this game. I just wish I could apologize to Matt and Shane first. But the song’s starting.

Step by step
Ooh baby
Gonna get to you girl
Step by step (AH!)

Step by step
Ooh baby
Gonna get to you girl
Step by step
Ooh baby
Really want you in my world

Yeah! This should make him cringe. He hates this group. I think it’s because when we were in school, everyone said he looked like he just stepped out of this group. The New Kids On The Block. Look at him over there, squirming. Normally I like it when he squirms, it means I’m doing my job. I guess this isn’t any different. The job right now though is embarrassment.

(step) hey girl, in your eyes
I see a picture of me all the time
(step) Hey girl, when you smile
You got to know that you drive me wild
(step by step) Ooh baby
You're always on my mind
(step by step) Ooh girl,
I really think its just a matter of time

I glance in the back seat and see that Shane and Matt are practically laying down in the seat. I feel so sorry for them. They didn’t ask to be in the middle of this war, but hey you know the saying. All’s fair in love and war. And that’s what this is. It’s war. Oh it’s true, it’s damn true. Oh shit! Had a Kurt Angle moment there. Hope that don’t happen again.

The part that I think I like most, is that Shannon can’t get away. He can’t scrunch down in the seat because he’s driving, and I smack him every time he goes to roll the windows up. He’s stuck. And, unlike him, I can lavish all of my attention on him. I don’t have to worry about keeping my eyes on the road. So he’s getting every word of the song.

(step) Hey girl, can't you see
I've got to have you all just for me
(step) And girl, yes it's true
No one else will ever do
(step by step) Ooh baby,
You're always on my mind
(step by step) Ooh girl
I really think its just a matter of time

I do really think it’s just a matter of time, before he reaches over here and punches me in the face, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take. I had no idea the stereo in his Hummer could go this loud. Hell, I never knew that the New Kids could go this loud. What surprises me more, though, is the fact that I know every word of this song. Where the hell did that come from? I never listened to them. Oh well, it’s serving my purpose right now so I won’t complain to much.

Step 1: We can have lots of fun
Step 2: There's so much we can do
Step 3: It's just you and me
Step 4: I can give you more
Step 5: Don't you know that the time has arrived

Now this part of the song, I actually like. Shannon and I can have lots of fun together. Take right now for instance. We’re both embarrassed, but it’s fun. No matter what we tell each other. There is so much we can do too. And have done. I think me and Shannon have done just about every thing there is to do, but we always come up with something new and exciting. In the bedroom and out of it. That step three though, yeah I wish it was just him and me right now. There’s nothing like sex with Shannon when he’s bordering on pissed. I don’t agree with step four though. I can’t give him anything else. I’ve already given him my whole life. My heart, my soul, my spirit, and everything that goes along with it.

Damn! I got to thinking to much and now the songs over. I didn’t even get to finish it.

‘That’s it! Let us out! We’ll walk home!’ I hear coming from the back seat, after I’d turned the radio down.

‘Oh, what’s wrong Matty?’ I say in a babyish tone. ‘Jealous of our fabulous singing voices are you?’

Matt just glared at me. ‘No. I was just wondering exactly how the two of you knew the words to Wannabe by the Spice Girls and Step By Step by the New Kids.’ Matt’s face took on a solemn look as he looked at Shane. ‘Where did we go wrong with these two, Shane? Where?’